Disastri, opportunità e altre amenità

Il New York Times scopre Boris Johnson, il candidato dei Tories alla poltrona di sindaco di Londra. Qualche chicca su questo strano e affascinante personaggio (da Wikiquote e vari giri sul web):

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

Beneath the carefully constructed veneer of a blithering buffoon, there lurks a blithering buffoon.

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

[NYT, Wikipedia, Wikiquote]